邪恶三人组 The Unholy Three
这是一个温暖的夏日夜晚，那里聚集了一大群人。 Twas a balmy summer evening, And a goodly crowd was there.
大力神！强大的.了不起的.肌肉男子气概的乳牙模型！ Hercules! The mighty...marvelous... mastodonic model of muscular masculinity!
不抽烟，你就会像他一样强壮。 Never smoke cigarettes and you'll be a strong man like him.
Echo教授！上帝赐予的天才！天鹅绒般的口技表演者！ Professor Echo! God's gifted genius! The velvet-voiced ventriloquist!
尼莫，你愿意走到我家来喝一杯吗？ Nemo, how would you like to walk over to my house and have a drink?
为什么要走路呢？我们快跑吧！ Why walk? Let's run!
甜美的罗西·奥格雷迪。 Sweet Rosie O'Grady.
这就是生活的全部，朋友们，一点笑声……一点泪水…… That's all there is to life, friends, a little laughter...a little tear...
这本一元的小册子包含了一千个喘息和笑话， This dollar pamphlet contains one thousand wheezes and jokes,
一种保证的滋补品，为枯燥的护理！价格是一毛钱，一毛钱！ a guaranteed tonic for dull care! The price is ten cents, one dime!
现在，伙计们，这只是这位女士艺术的一个样本！ Now, folks, that's just a sample of the lady's art!
内幕表演马上就要开始了！ The show on the inside starts immediately!
看她跳的舞打破了苏丹的温度计。 See her do the dance that broke the Sultan's thermometer.
你在那里，罗西，一个人最好的朋友！ You're there, Rosie, the best pal a guy ever had!
今晚我们吃饭的时候，我要给你买一块肥美的牛排！ And tonight when we eat, I'm goin' to buy you a swell steak!
我就是忍不住你，艾可。你要对一个男人下手！ I just couldn't hold out on you, Echo. You're to square a guy!
我很高兴你这么做了，罗西。钱是这样得来的，从来不会对任何人有任何好处！ I'm glad you done that, Rosie. Money got that way never done no one no good!
特威德！二十英寸！二十年了！二十英镑！二十世纪的好奇心！ Tweedledee! Twenty inches! Twenty years! Twenty pounds! The Twentieth Century Curiosity!
半塔斯爸爸。 The Demi-Tasse Daddy.
笨蛋！ Fools!
午夜时分。 Midnight.
你看，我的计划太荒谬了。如此简单..。它吓到你了。 You see, my plan is so ridiculous... so simple... that it scares you.
但是..。如果你和我一起去，我们会清理几百万。 But... if you come with me, we'll clean up millions.
太吓人了！听起来..。邪恶的！ It's spooky! It sounds... unholy!
就这样! That's it!
我们将成为邪恶的三人组！ We'll be the Unholy Three!
圣诞节的前一天。 The day before Christmas...
我奶奶的小鹦鹉卖家赫克托·麦克唐纳怎么样了？ And how is Hector McDonald, my Grandma's little parrot seller?
别让她取笑你，赫克托。 Don't let her tease you, Hector.
小威利·达林听到了你的声音。他想让你和他道别。 Little Willie darling heard your voice. He wants you to take him bye-bye.
你只是个老宝贝，赫克托。我不会再取笑你了。 You're just an old darling, Hector. I won't tease you any more.
你在戏弄那个家伙！ You're makin a play for that guy!
从什么时候开始我是你的了？ Since when do you own me?
如果你告诉那个笨蛋我们是谁，我就在你下巴下面放几朵百合花！ If you tip that boob off to who we are, I'll lay some lilies under your chin!
如果你不停止大喊大叫，你会自己告发他的。 If you don't stop yelling, you'll tip him off yourself.
我去找一位奥格雷迪太太。 I'll get a Mrs. O'Grady.
我想你最好把鹦鹉给我看看。他们为你说得太好了。 I think you'd better show the parrots. They talk so well for you.
口技表演者Echo可以让木制的假人说话。 Echo, the ventriloquist, could make wooden dummies talk...
现在看着快乐的鹦鹉。 now watch the jolly parrots.
鹦鹉总是和你奶奶说话，这不是很奇妙吗？ Isn't it wonderful how the parrots always talk to your Grandma?
你打电话问鹦鹉的那所房子昨晚被抢了。 That house, where you called about the parrot, was robbed last night.
这位是阿灵顿先生。你卖给我的鹦鹉不会说话。 This is Mr. Arlington. The parrot you sold me doesn't talk.
这是另一只不会说话的鹦鹉。 Here's another parrot that won't talk.
好的，我会过去的。我敢肯定当鸟儿看到 All right, I'll come over. I'm sure when the bird sees
对我来说，这会让我更有家的感觉。 me it will feel more at home.
鸟店的那位女士，阿灵顿先生。 The lady from the bird store, Mr. Arlington.
我可以把他留在这里吗？如果他看到...他可能会哭的。 may I leave him here? He might cry if he sees the...
B-I-R-D B-I-R-D
拿我的吧，亲爱的..。奶奶会给你买一些和那些一样的红色珠子。 Take mine, darling... and Granny will get you some red beads just like those.
他一直都很喜欢珠子！ He's always been so fond of beads!
平安夜..。 Christmas Eve...
...然后，Echo对我说：“奶奶会给你买一些和那些一样的红色珠子”！ ...and then, Echo says to my, "Granny will get you some red beads just like those"!
是的，早上之前奶奶就会有那些漂亮的红色珠子了。 Yes, and before morning Granny will have those pretty red beads.
赫克托在外面为小威利准备了圣诞树。 Hector's out there with a Christmas tree for little Willie.
我不是命令你离那家伙远点吗？ Didn't I order you to stay away from that guy?
我没有和他在一起！我在拐角处遇到了他，正朝这里走来！ I wasn't with him! I met him on the corner headed for here!
在厨房等我。 Wait for me in the kitchen.
你回去睡觉吧，奥格雷迪太太。罗西和我将修剪这棵树。 You go back to bed, Mrs. O'Grady. Rosie and I will trim the tree.
把他赶走！我们今晚要取消阿灵顿的任务。 Get rid of him! we're gonna pull that Arlington job tonight.
哦，我生奶奶的气了！她不肯躺在床上！ Oh, I'm mad at Granny! She won't stay in bed!
也许她想帮我们修剪这棵树。 Perhaps she wants to help us trim the tree.
是的，她很乐意做一些修剪。 Yes, she'd love to do some trimming.
那个对我指手画脚的家伙。我和我的力量！ That guy bossin me... me and my strength!
他太嫉妒了，不会让她和那个乳房在一起。来吧.。我们要一个人玩这个把戏！ He's too jealous to leave her with that boob. Come on... we'll turn this trick alone!
我有个秘密想让你分享。我要请罗西为我高兴。 I've a secret I want you to share. I'm going to ask Rosie to merry me.
但我明天才会把戒指给她。 But I'm not going to give her the ring until tomorrow.
你和你的力量！你是黄色的，你这个大块头..。否则你就和我一起走。 You and your strength! You're yellow, you big stiff... or you'd come with me.
你听到我说的了！你是黄色的！ You heard me! You're yellow!
约翰·阿灵顿在家中被珠宝窃贼谋杀。 JOHN ARLINGTON MURDERED IN HOME BY JEWEL THIEVES.
“哦，饶了我吧，”阿灵顿先生说，“饶了我吧！” 'Oh, spare my life', said Mr. Arlington, 'spare my life'!
你.。肮脏的！ You... filth!
你难道没有意识到你谋杀了一个人吗？ Don't you realize that you've murdered a man?
这就是为什么我说我们永远不会带枪！ That's why I said we'd never carry a gun!
除了你们之外，还有谁知道红宝石在这所房子里吗？ Was there anybody beside yourselves know the rubies were here in the house?
有一位鸟店的老妇人看到了红宝石。 Ther was on old woman from a bird store who saw the rubies.
如果你不想要这些，因为我们是怎么得到它们的……那么我和这孩子就会买下它们。 If you don't want no part of these, because of how we got 'em... then me and the Kid wll take 'em.
你要把它们和我们剩下的东西一起放回保险箱里！ You're gonna put 'em back in the safe with the rest of our stuff!
我是警察总部的。 I'm from Police Headquarters.
啊，是。这不是很可怕吗？阿灵顿先生是我最好的客户之一。 Oh, yes. Isn't it terrible? Mr. Arlington was one of my best customers.
你昨天去了阿灵顿先生家，是吗？ You were at Mr. Arlington's home yesteday, weren't you?
你看到和阿灵顿先生在一起的那个人看起来像是要犯下这样的罪行吗？ Did the man you saw with Mr. Arlington look as if he would commit such a crime?
我之所以问这个问题，是因为有时最小的小事会给我们提供线索。 The reason I ask is because sometimes the least little thing gives us a clue.
我讨厌看到任何人戏弄婴儿。 I hate to see anybody tease a baby.
我不喜欢从他那里拿走他的玩具。我们在商店里把话说完吧。 I don't like to take his toys from him. Let's finish our talk in the store.
你把一只鹦鹉卖给阿灵顿先生。是谁送来的？ You sold a parrot to Mr. Arlington. Who delivered it?
噢!所以是你自己送来的？你很容易忘记，不是吗？ Oh! So you delivered it yourself? You forget easy, don't you?
再见。回头见。 So long. I'll see you later.
那个混蛋有我们的底线..。我们得快点想办法！ That dick has a line on us... we gotta think fast!
他有预感赫克托需要这个把戏。让我们把珠宝放在乳房里吧！ He's got a hunch Hector turneed this trick. Let's plant the jewels in the boob's room!
就这样!让他成为替罪羊！ That's it! Make him the fall guy!
这就是我们雇他的原因，不是吗...以防我们遇到麻烦？ That's what we hired him for, isn't it... in case we got in a jam?
圣诞夜..。 Christmas night...
你不认为我的积蓄足以让我们开始工作吗？ Don't you think my savings are enough for us to start on?
如果我爱一个男人，他就不会有一分钱！ If I loved a man, he wouldn't have to have a dime!
噢!如果你爱一个男人！ Oh! If you loved a man!
那你为什么让我继续抱有希望呢？ Then why have you let me go on hoping?
啊，我只是在开玩笑！ Aw, I've just been kidding!
哦，赫克托，我很努力地想让你知道我爱你。 Oh, Hector, I tried so hard to let you know I love you...
我一直是个骗子。一个扒手！ I've been a crook... a pick-pocket!
但你不会再是了。 But you're not going to be any more.
我自己也做了一些很糟糕的事情。当我还小的时候。 I did some pretty bad things myself... when I was young.
天啊，但你让这个圣诞节过得很棒，罗西。 Gee, but you've made this a great Christmas, Rosie.
天啊，但你让这个圣诞节过得很棒，罗西！ Gee, but you've made this a great Christmas, Rosie!
你不是开玩笑的人吗？ Ain't you the kidder?
不，Echo，我在Lovel上。我爱他！ No, Echo, I'm on the lovel. I love him!
谢谢。 Thanks.
你打算做什么？ What are you going to do?
你终究会明白的! You'll find out soon enough!
太棒了！太棒了！阿灵顿杀人犯被捕！ Extry! Extry! Arlington murderer arrested!
我真是个笨蛋，竟然忽视了这一点！ What a bonehead I was to overlook that!
麦克唐纳的不在场证明，他在 McDonald's alibi, that he was at
奥格雷迪夫人的鸟店将接受警方的调查。 Mrs. O'Grady bird store, will, be investigated by the police.
这意味着更多的调查..。但等他们到了这里，就不会有奥格雷迪太太了！ That means more investigation... but there ain't goin to be no Mrs. O'Grady when they get here!
是的，将会有一个奥格雷迪夫人……那个混蛋看到我在这里..。 Yes there is goin to be a Mrs. O'Grady... that dick saw me here...
你们可以化妆了..。但是我不能！�和我不会一个人去坐椅子！ You guys can get out of your make-up... but I can't! �And I ain't going to the chair alone!
赫克托·麦克唐纳也不会坐上总统宝座！ And neither is Hector McDonald going to the chair!
现在，一笑置之..。你这个大块头！ Now, laugh that off... you big stiff!
你打算做什么？ What are you going to do?
你终究会明白的! You'll find out soon enough!
里根正在去奥格雷迪的鸟店的路上。 Regan is on his way to O'Grady's bird store.
有一件事比你强。我可能需要他。 Here's one thing stronger that you... and I might need him.
春天到了，冷酷的法律机器才开始工作 It was Spring before the grim machinery of the law worked
关于赫克托·麦克唐纳的案子。 around to the case of Hector McDonald.
被告的律师是否打算出示被指控的 Does the defendant's attorney intend to produce the alleged
目击者，奥格雷迪夫人和她的女儿？127er 00：59：51,540-->00：59：56,050我们正在尽一切努力找到他们。 witnesses, Mrs. O'Grady and her grand-daught? 127er 00:59:51,540 --> 00:59:56,050 We're making every effort to locate them.
在山上一间偏僻的小屋里。 While in a secluded cabin in the mountains...
他坐在牢房里。 In his prison cell he sits.
就我们两个分红怎么样？ How about just us two dividin the stuff?
也许我得到了一个更好的帕兰。 Maybe I got a better palan.
你可以救他的，艾可。如果你愿意，我会跟你在一起。我再也见不到赫克托了。 You can save him, Echo. And, if you will, I'll stick with you. I'll never see Hector again.
是!你会跟我在一起..。但你会继续爱他。 Yes! You'd stick with me... but you'd go on loving him.
...他一有空，你就会出卖我，回到他身边. ...and the minute he's free, you'd double-cross me and go back to him.
你难道不明白..。我会做任何事来救他！我爱他，艾可。我爱他。 Don't you understand... I'll do anything to save him! I love him, Echo... I love him.
我甚至会夺走你的这一点。 I'd even take that from you.
在那之后，你不想改变主意和我在一起吗？ After that, you don't want to change your mind about sticking with me?
他会永远拥有罗西。如果他救了赫克托。这是一种想法， He would always have Rosie... if he saved Hector. This was the thought that
偷偷把Echo带到了城里。 took Echo secretly to the city.
法官大人，我反对！他在歪曲证据！ Your Honor, I object! He is mis-stating the evidence!
反对被推翻！ Objection over-ruled!
你的律师让你回到证人席上了吗。当你到达那里的时候 Have you lawyer put you back on the witness stand. When you get there
不断重复主的祈祷。动动你的嘴唇，但不要发出任何声音。 keep repeating the Lord's prayer. Move your lips But don't utter a sound.
相信奇迹。奥格雷迪夫人。 Have faith in miracles. Mrs. O'Grady.
这是奥格雷迪夫人的笔迹。而且她不在这里！ It's Mrs. O'Grady's handwriting... and she's not here!
法官大人，被告可以再次出庭作证吗？ Your Honor, may the defendant take the stand again to give new evidence?
在像他这样严重的案件中，一个人的生命危在旦夕， In a case so serious as his, with a man's life at stake,
法院不能合理地拒绝你的请求。 the court cannot reasonably deny your request.
说大声点！ Speak louder!
法官阁下，陪审团的先生们..。 Your Honor, and gentlemen of the jury...
有一位老妇人，她是个男人。还有另外两个..。邪恶三人组..。 There was an old woman who was a man... and two others... the Unholy Three...
首先，是一位老妇人和她的孙女。现在，这个老妇人是个男人了！ First, it was an old woman and her grand-daughter. Now, the old woman is a man!
接下来是什么？ What next?
那不是我在说的！我一句话也没说！ That wasn't me talking! I didn't say a word!
.而且必须记住的是，防守未能产生 ...and it must be remembered that defense has failed to produce a
只有一个目击者可以证实囚犯的说法！ single witness to confirm the prisoner's story!
你是说..。你想让我和你一起去吗？ You mean... you want me to go with you?
只有我们两个人可以平分一笔财富。你说呢？ There's a fortune for just us two to split. What do you say?
你认为他有罪吗？他会坐上椅子吗？ Do you think he's guilty? Will he get the chair?
我是Echo，腹语者..。邪恶三人组的奥格雷迪奶奶！ I'm Echo, the ventriloquist... Grandma O'Grady of the 'Unholy Three'!
法官大人，我想要完全供认！ Your Honor, I want to make a full confession!
法律可以是仁慈的。埃科的供词为他自己和赫克托赢得了自由。 The Law can be kind... And Echo's confession won freedom for both himself and Hector.
亲爱的赫克托：我再也见不到你了。我无法解释..。但始终如此 Dear Hector: I'll never see you again... I can't explain... but always
我爱你，赫克托。我爱你。再见。罗西。 summber I love you, Hector... I love you. Good Bya. Rosie.
艾可，你还记得我答应过你救了赫克托吗？ Echo, you remember what I promised if you saved Hector?
好吧..。我来了。 Well... I'm here.
哦，我们开玩笑有什么用，罗西。我们彼此并不相爱。你去找赫克托。 Aw, what's the use of us kiddin, Rosie. We don't love each other. You run along to Hector.
你是认真的吗，艾可？ Do you really mean that, Echo?
再见，老朋友！ Good-by, old Pal!
这就是生活的全部，朋友们。一点笑声..。一点点眼泪..。 That's all there is to life, friends... a little laughter... a little tear...